Pleasure as Protest: A FREE 5 Day Course for Changemakers Seeking Sexual, Romantic, and Somatic Freedom

A 5-day introduction to somatic healing. What it is and why it matters -- not just just your health, but the health of society.Meditations, daily check-ins, affirmations, and a soulful playlist.Designed to help you feel safe, connected, and fully indulging that beautiful, vivacious vessel you were gifted, so you can show up fully for activism and changemaking in your own life -- and ultimately -- the lives of others.

"Thanks to my work with Crystal, I am currently experiencing the most ease, joy, and love in my relationship of 5 years." - Brialle R.

Meet Crystal Rose Napolitano: Somatic Intimacy Coach, Intimacy Director, and queer female entrepreneur.

  • Decades of deep personal healing and lived experience (from early trauma to chronic conditions) inform my unwavering commitment to walk with my clients — not above or beyond them.

  • Certified Sexologist - American Board of Sexology

  • Certified Somatic Sexologist - American Board of Sexology

  • Certified Somatic Attachment Practioner

  • Therapy Program - The Embody Lab

  • Certified SomaticaⓇ Sex and Relationship Coach - The Somatica Institute

  • Professionally trained actor, dancer, improviser & long term yoga practitioner

  • Devoted to living out and encouraging radical authenticity and empowerment. I Champion equality, deep emotional expression, and helping clients "deshamify" and reclaim authorship of their stories.

  • Deeply held belief that everyone deserves a life full of desire, pleasure, and goodness.

Ready to Tune In and Turn Up?

But mayyybe a little hesitant? Here's what you can expect during our week together, so you know it's worth it. We'll spend our days like this:

Day 1: What is Somatic work and why should I care about it + daily body scans & affirmations for optimal tuning in.
Day 2: The science of somatic work and why it's crucial for changemakers (pssst somatic work fights the patriarchy).
Day 3: Somatic Work & Your sex Life -- You deserve to be having incredible sex. This is how you can start.
Day 4 : The Power of Meditation + some self- reflective questions.
Day 5: Playlist for Play: The importance of dancing like no one is watching (and maybe an actual playlist to get you feelin’ yourself).You'll begin to create a life where you feel truly seen and celebrated, therefore encouraging others to do the same.

Whoop! Day 1 of Pleasure as Protest: A FREE 5 Day Course for Changemakers Seeking Sexual, Romantic, and Somatic Freedom is on its way to your (in)box!

Within the next minute or two, you're going to get an email from me, Crystal.This email contains instructions to get started with the course, so be sure to check it out!If you have any questions, don't hesitate to hit reply and let me know—I'll be happy to help! :-)Now go and check your inbox!

P.S. If you don't find the email in your inbox in the next couple of minutes, please check your spam folder...Chances are it ended up there. sometimes the "email algorithms" think I'm a robot! 🤷🏻)